There is a video going around. Forty-five seconds, one contradiction every four seconds, and by the end you feel like you have won something.

The trouble is that the exact same video exists pointed the other way, and it is just as good.

So here is both of them at once.

The Left
The Right
They say they are the tolerant ones, then shout down speakers on campus and get people fired over tweets from ten years ago.
They say they are the free speech party, then pass laws telling teachers what they cannot say and pull more than ten thousand books out of school libraries.
They said democracy was on the ballot, then made Kamala Harris the nominee without a single primary vote being cast for her.
They ran as the law and order party, then spent four years saying the 2020 election was stolen after losing roughly sixty court cases trying to prove it.
They called states’ rights a racist dog whistle, then turned their own states into sanctuaries the week Trump won.
They preach local control, then sue California the moment it sets its own emissions rules.
They spent the Bush years calling the presidency a dictatorship, then cheered when Obama said he would govern with a pen and a phone.
They spent eight years calling Obama’s executive orders tyranny, then governed almost entirely by executive order.
They say billionaires are buying our elections, then took a hundred million dollars from Michael Bloomberg for Florida alone.
They ran against the elites on behalf of the working man, then took six of the seven biggest donations in the country, including $291 million from Elon Musk.
They tell you to eat less beef and drive less, then fly private to the climate conference.
They rail against coastal elites, then run the party out of a private club in Palm Beach.
They said my body, my choice about abortion, then fired nurses who would not take the shot.
They said my body, my choice about the shot, then wrote laws about what happens inside a pregnant woman’s body.
They put “Science Is Real” signs on their lawns, then called you a conspiracy theorist for asking about the lab leak that the FBI and the Department of Energy now say is the likely explanation.
They say the experts are all bought and paid for, then quote whichever study happens to agree with them that week.
They said defund the police in 2020, then quietly put the money back in New York, Los Angeles and Baltimore by 2022 when crime started costing them elections.
They say back the blue, then pardoned roughly fifteen hundred January 6th defendants, including people convicted of assaulting police officers.
They said the national debt was a Republican scare tactic under Obama, then called it a crisis the week Trump was sworn in.
They hung two debt clocks in the hall at the 2012 convention, then ran a $984 billion deficit in 2019 with unemployment under four percent.
They spent thirty years calling NAFTA a corporate scam that gutted American workers, then defended free trade the moment Trump attacked it.
They were the free trade party for forty years, then made tariffs the centerpiece of their economic platform and kept them after the Supreme Court struck the first version down.
They boycott companies over politics and call it holding corporations accountable, then call it economic terrorism when it happens to a company they like.
They spent years calling boycotts mob rule and cancel culture, then boycotted Bud Light hard enough to cost it a billion dollars and the number one spot in the country.
They said believe all women, then forced Al Franken out in three weeks and spent the next two years explaining why Tara Reade was a different situation.
They said character counts when Bill Clinton lied about an affair, then elected a man a jury found liable for sexual abuse.
They declared their cities sanctuaries, then declared states of emergency when Texas actually started sending them the buses.
They call illegal immigration an invasion, then hire them on their own farms and in their own meatpacking plants and have blocked mandatory E-Verify for thirty years.

Every line in the left column is true.

Every line in the right column is true.

One column made you angry. The other column you found a reason for.

That reason is the entire point of this page.

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