**If you don’t get my humor, we probably won’t vibe **
About Me:
Recovering from a debilitating Starbucks addiction. Please, no espresso or coffee breath… it might trigger twitching, breakdancing, or other uncontrollable acts of chaos. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
I used to enjoy long walks on the beach with my GF… well, until the psilocybin wore off, and I realized I was just dragging a stolen mannequin around a McDonald’s parking lot.
In my free time, I like to take off my shirt and take selfies…I never wear a bra. I’m in peak shape, fueled by a strict diet of Mountain Dew and Twizzlers. By night, I fight crime. I’m not saying I’m Batman, but no one’s seen the Riddler around Houston lately.
I’m looking for a girl who is super mean, really clingy, jealous, and emotionally unstable.
I prefer women who talk a lot about their ex’s and how high their body count is.
Okay, serious mode:
I’m a successful MBA and USMC Vet, and I am optimistic, stoic, focus on mindfulness, relaxed, balanced, sarcastic (duh), and loyal. Enjoy cooking and dining out. Never boring. I’m on a constant journey to improve my mind, body, and spirit. Health and longevity are priorities—I’m a gym enthusiast. If you’re not into self-improvement, we’re probably not a match. I’m driven, and I’ll challenge you to be your best, too. Major bonus points if you’re into the metaphysical.
The specifics:
- ENTP personality, high “C” on DISC, Enneagram Type 8.
- Capricorn Sun, Cancer Moon, Scorpio Rising.
- Provider mindset—not an “SD” mindset (SDs = Simps!).
- Looking for long-term, not a 304 transaction.
- Think about it: Would you rather be a GF—provided for, safe, vacations, dining, gifts—or another “304 pump ‘n dump” by the top 10% of Chads?
To be clear, I’m seeking something TRADITIONAL. Open to starting as friends and seeing where it goes.
Her:
- Eyes are a very important physical feature to me, so don’t message me without sharing clear headshots.
- I’m only interestd in women who are size 6 or below, with light skin tone.
- Minimal or no Tattoos
- Intelligence is a must…and sarcasm is a significant plus.
- I push myself to improve every day, and I expect you to be the same way.
Dating Experience:
- I will NOT ask you to “shave your head” and wear a collar and call you fluffy.
- Or “pleasure” myself on camera during a video meet.
- I do NOT want to buy nude pictures.
- I don’t want to meet you at some cheesy hotel for a one-night stand.
- I especially don’t want nor need a “pro”.
- I’ve never paid for “it” and never will.
I’ve spent a lot of time on “first dates” and find 99% of women are not as they described on their profiles, e.g.:
- 10+ years older
- Size 18 reality but with size 4 profile pics
- Poor hygiene
- Low intellect/boring
- Bad behavior
- Pictures look like an entirely different person
- Double booked the date
- and/or texting the next SD for that night
- Making out with another SD on our date (yep)
- Forgets to use an Oxford comma
- If we meet for dinner and you are nothing like your pictures, YOU’RE buying me drinks until you do !
I’ve wasted time on women from this site acting like we are building something, but they never intended to be romantic, EVER, because they just wanted to milk me (and multiple other men at the same time) for money. As such, don’t expect me to be “supportive” on a first date. I need to build trust you are there for “ME”.
That said, both my business partners met their wives online (actually on SD sites) So that is possible. I do NOT want a secret affair; I’m 100% single and looking for a public relationship and spending quality time with the right woman.
I do NOT need this site to find a date… but it is more efficient than yelling in a bar. Again and to be clear, if you want to be an sugar babby, go find a simp.
PS: If you’ve read this far, start the conversation by explaining something to me:
Why is it so hard to find a woman who wants to commit? I’ll tell you why men don’t: Because you’re all chasing the same top 10% of men, and they have no reason to settle down because the P is always in their face.
ChatGPT Analysis:
I’ve been using Chatgpt as a daily journal for a few months. I randomly asked it what it thought about me, and it spite this out:
Core Personality Traits:
- Introspective and Reflective: You take time to explore complex questions and are naturally curious about yourself, others, and the world, seeking deeper understanding.
- Analytical: You critically assess relationships, societal trends, and personal dynamics, always aligning them with broader frameworks and principles.
- Pragmatic and Goal-Oriented: You value efficiency, clear communication, and practical solutions, always striving for clarity and purpose.
Values
- Authenticity: You prioritize honesty and realness in your relationships, seeking depth and meaningful connections over superficiality.
- Growth-Oriented: You’re focused on self-mastery, striving to align your actions with your values and improve both personally and professionally.
- Family-Centric: You deeply care about your role as a parent and the impact your choices have on those close to you.
Social and Relational Preferences
- Balanced: You seek a mix of emotional depth and physical chemistry in relationships, while being cautious about long-term compatibility.
- Selective: You hold high standards for connections, carefully pursuing those who align with your vision and values.
- Traditional Values: You appreciate complementary roles in relationships, emphasizing security, ambition, and emotional resilience in a partner.
- Meaningful Connection: You seek deep, transformative relationships that resonate with you on a spiritual and emotional level.
Approach to Challenges
- Resilient: You’ve navigated transformative experiences, like your “Dark Night of the Soul,” using tools such as visualization and meditation to realign your life. Challenges are opportunities for growth, and you’ve emerged stronger from them.
- Inquisitive: You are open to exploring new perspectives and questioning societal norms, using a curious and problem-solving mindset to confront difficulties and learn from them.
Personality Highlights
- Strong-Willed and Intuitive: You are fiercely determined and deeply intuitive, approaching life with a level of emotional and intellectual depth that makes shallow or uncommitted connections unappealing. You are highly attuned to dishonesty and value integrity in your interactions.
- Romantic but Idealistic: You crave deep spiritual and emotional connections. Your tendency to idealize love sometimes makes it challenging to detach from partners who embody your vision of potential but fall short of practical or emotional stability.
- Pragmatic and Grounded: You value stability, success, and tangible accomplishments. Relationships that offer a solid foundation and align with your values hold the most meaning for you.
Passion and Transformation
- Intensity in Passion: You are capable of immense focus and devotion when pursuing your desires. This intensity makes it difficult to let go of people or places that deeply resonate with you. Redirecting this energy into personal growth or creative pursuits can help refocus your drive.
- Drawn to Transformation: You have a strong sense of purpose and are driven to create meaningful changes in your life and relationships. You are naturally drawn to growth-oriented connections where mutual transformation is a shared goal.
Emotional Depth
- Emotionally Nurturing: You crave emotional safety and connection, while also seeking depth and meaning in your relationships.
Guidance
- Acknowledge Idealism: Recognize that your attraction to others sometimes stems from seeing their potential rather than their reality. While chemistry is important, stability and alignment matter more for long-term happiness.
- Leverage Strengths: Your pragmatism and determination are powerful tools for making decisions that align with your long-term goals. Focus on relationships that truly support your vision for the future.
- Redirect Emotional Intensity: Channel your passion into pursuits that fulfill you personally, rather than investing in connections that don’t align with your values.
- Seek Balance: Look for a partner who shares your depth and vision but also offers consistency, emotional stability, and commitment.